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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 13:52
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Are narcissists happy people generally?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Is it ok for someone to crossdress in public?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Can you tell me something about yourself?
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
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